Audio Control og deres tørre humor

[Bilstereosenteret.no]

Fikk i dag, som hver måned, brev fra Audio Control i USA. Det er vel første gangen jeg har tatt meg bryet med å lese hva som står utenpå konvolutten, noe jeg burde ha gjort før. Der sto det, sitat: "By reading the enclosed edition if the AudioExtoller (nyhetsbreved dems), it could prevent you from receiving unsolicited e-mails about mortgages, lines of credit and increasing the size of your body part". sitat slutt.

Brukermanualene dems er også fulle av "vittigheter", som advarsler om å kjøre delefilteret ditt i tørketrommel eller microovn.

Kommer tilbake med flere morosaker når jeg finner noen

[Bilstereosenteret.no]

Noen sitater fra siste nyhetsbrevet

"Did they find out Anna Nicole's babies yet?"
"Get your car geek'd out to be freq'd by MECA"
"...Issue of the world famous (well at least our mom says so) AudioExtroller"

" A newsletter four our dealers and reps, published regulary by the folks up at AudioControl, in hopes that you'll sell plenty of our equalizers so that all of you can retire to opulent condos somewhere south of Mukiteo"

[Chasin]

" A newsletter four our dealers and reps, published regulary by the folks up at AudioControl, in hopes that you'll sell plenty of our equalizers so that all of you can retire to opulent condos somewhere south of Mukiteo"

Hehe, genialt!

[epifant]

Proff-produsenten RANE er ikke helt bak mål de heller, med sin "Pi 14 Pseudoacoustic infector".

På listen over funksjoner finner man f.eks. en pan-kontroll (fra "here" til "there", med "back again"-knapp), Time Warp Compression, Ecstasy Generator, variabel delefrekvens fra ("this" til "that"), for ikke å glemme selve rosinen i pølsa; "Proprietary Paint to Reflect Odd Harmonic Light Frequencies to Reduce Nono-Linear Photon Radiation Interference"

Et must for alle som driver seriøst med lyd!

[epifant]

Nettbutikken CDbaby.com er heller ikke helt uten humor. Når man har bestilt får man denne ordrebekreftelsen på mail:

"Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, January 31st.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!"

[LLH]

DD har og litt morsom produkt omtale.. litt i stilen "vi vil helst ikke si noe enda"

-Over 7 kilotones of effective magnetic material
-3 inch diameter coil which is actually over 75mm
-Multi-fiber composite cone that is really strong, and red
-New back plate technology that is round
-Spatially arrayed nebular magnetic lenses
-Hand built by cool dudes
-Permendur top plate


http://www.ddaudio.com/dd/caraudio/woofers.asp?series=Z

[Grombil.com]

Jeg ler meg skakk

Fint å se noen firma ikke tar seg selv så høytidelig

[PikoFlex]

DD har og litt morsom produkt omtale.. litt i stilen "vi vil helst ikke si noe enda"

-Over 7 kilotones of effective magnetic material
-3 inch diameter coil which is actually over 75mm
-Multi-fiber composite cone that is really strong, and red
-New back plate technology that is round
-Spatially arrayed nebular magnetic lenses
-Hand built by cool dudes
-Permendur top plate


http://www.ddaudio.com/dd/caraudio/woofers.asp?series=Z

Det der er så sinnsykt bra:P leste om det for en stund sia:P Bra at det er noen firma som legger inn litt humor her og der